Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book
as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of.
But this one is fine, I suppose—especially if you want to one day
own a yacht.
This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and
Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again,
they’re idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and
occasionally use swear words. In this book, they’re riding a train
on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend
from the past shows up to ruin everything. It’s up to our three
young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to
Nowhere before they’re locked away forever for a crime they didn’t
even commit.
There’s action, there’s humor, there’s suspense, but most
importantly there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within
these pages that will help both you and me get rich beyond our
wildest dreams.
Just buy the book and start reading.
You’ll learn everything about the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and
my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan soon.
